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Posted on 23rd Apr at 9:26 PM, with 50,382 notes
midnight-pursona:

supermoclel:

askdinkeldash:

tatehorror:

tsarbucks:

supermoclel:

fallen-for-autumn:

fabiangow:

supermoclel:

now that it’s warmer i can finally wear shorts and offend people with my natural body hair

I have never laughed so hard in my life.

Fucking. Shave.

fucking shave your negativity(:

sophia slayin it

I saw this comment right

So I clicked on their blog and..

I don’t even know where to begin oh my

I’m not going to tell her to shave or wax, but I will say I don’t find her legs to be attractive with that much hair.  If she doesn’t want people commenting honestly on her appearance, she probably shouldn’t be posting selfies on tumblr.  Stick to facebook if all you want is smoke blown up your ass by your friends.
I shave my face because my wife has told me she doesn’t like it when I don’t shave.  We change our appearance to suit the expectations of those we want to find us attractive.  If you don’t care about people on tumblr finding you attractive, good for you.  In that case, you shouldn’t care if they express negative opinions about your appearance either.

yeah, i really care if you find me attractive

i REALLY care
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midnight-pursona:

supermoclel:

askdinkeldash:

tatehorror:

tsarbucks:

supermoclel:

fallen-for-autumn:

fabiangow:

supermoclel:

now that it’s warmer i can finally wear shorts and offend people with my natural body hair

I have never laughed so hard in my life.

Fucking. Shave.

fucking shave your negativity(:

sophia slayin it

I saw this comment right

So I clicked on their blog and..

I don’t even know where to begin oh my

I’m not going to tell her to shave or wax, but I will say I don’t find her legs to be attractive with that much hair.  If she doesn’t want people commenting honestly on her appearance, she probably shouldn’t be posting selfies on tumblr.  Stick to facebook if all you want is smoke blown up your ass by your friends.

I shave my face because my wife has told me she doesn’t like it when I don’t shave.  We change our appearance to suit the expectations of those we want to find us attractive.  If you don’t care about people on tumblr finding you attractive, good for you.  In that case, you shouldn’t care if they express negative opinions about your appearance either.

yeah, i really care if you find me attractive

i REALLY care

Posted on 23rd Apr at 9:23 PM, with 12,966 notes

slippinbeauty:

i enjoy long romantic walks on the beach

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Posted on 23rd Apr at 9:22 PM, with 4,201 notes

type40consultingdetective:

vaginal-diabetus:

redscudery:

my-edits-have-no-remorse:

sherlockspeare:

inspired by (X)

A gentle reminder: Hiatus is only just starting…

….and thank goodness for that.

//stares speechless

And I thought this video couldn’t get weirder. 

Posted on 23rd Apr at 9:22 PM, with 350,356 notes

dekutree:

fencehopping:

Chameleon hatching

humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh

Posted on 23rd Apr at 9:22 PM, with 174,226 notes
johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

Posted on 23rd Apr at 9:21 PM, with 308,157 notes
theskypilot:

jayskalo:

loose-skinnyjeans:

strawberriesandabs:

jumpingjacktrash:


thischick25:


This is the main reason for my general annoyance with lack of size regulation in the fashion industry…


men’s pants are labeled by waist and inseam measurement. women’s pants are labeled by voodoo. even though i do not buy women’s pants, i can recognize this as objectively dumb.


THE NOTES ON THIS


because i can’t stress this enough. this is why i don’t let the numbers get to me. as jumpingjacktrash so eloquently said “women’s pants are labeled by voodoo.” 

BUT THISTHISTHISTHISTHIS

so when boys make fun of girls taking forever to shop and trying everything on
WE FUCKING HAVE TO OR NOTHING WILL FIT
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theskypilot:

jayskalo:

loose-skinnyjeans:

strawberriesandabs:

jumpingjacktrash:

thischick25:

This is the main reason for my general annoyance with lack of size regulation in the fashion industry…

men’s pants are labeled by waist and inseam measurement. women’s pants are labeled by voodoo. even though i do not buy women’s pants, i can recognize this as objectively dumb.

THE NOTES ON THIS

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because i can’t stress this enough. this is why i don’t let the numbers get to me. as jumpingjacktrash so eloquently said “women’s pants are labeled by voodoo.” 

BUT THISTHISTHISTHISTHIS

so when boys make fun of girls taking forever to shop and trying everything on

WE FUCKING HAVE TO OR NOTHING WILL FIT

Posted on 23rd Apr at 9:19 PM, with 38,333 notes

sgt-jellyfish:

celinaalexiss:

compares:

cutebabe:

punkmoss:

i feel like mary lambert just saved my entire day by putting out this music video

im violently crying like literally every time i hear this i cant not sob

Wowwwww I love this so much

It’s impossible to watch this and not cry

Well this is really fkn good.

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